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(mellow woodwind and bass instrumental)

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(music cont.)

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(mellow instrumental music cont.)

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(cars humming)

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(horns honking)
(cars humming)

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(birds chirping)

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(cars humming)

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- Harry?

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Harry!

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(pad slapping)

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(heels clacking)

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Harry, are you in there?

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(knuckles knocking)

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Harry, I'm coming in.

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(Harry snoring)

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(Harry snoring)

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Coffee in the office.

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(Harry snorting)

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If we don't pull our fingers
out, we'll miss the deadline.

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See you there.

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(Harry groans and clears throat)

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(footsteps pattering)

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(door clicking open)

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(footsteps pattering)

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(door clicking open)

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- Sorry.

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It's a habit I picked up when I was a cub.

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In those days, it was the only way

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to get through a night shift.

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(Harry sighs)

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(Harry grunts)

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I'll tell you, look at all this crap.

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Fifteen years on the job and
it still comes in every week;

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the same tales of woe, hardship,

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heartbreak and confusion. (laughs)

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And each week we print the same snappy,

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sharp, cynical advice.

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- Some of it must be fun, Harry.

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- It's all so our lecherous little readers

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can click their tongues in comfort

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over their Sunday morning coffee. (laughs)

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Half of it's bullshit.

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And the rest...

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well, half of that's made up as well.

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- You're just an old cynic.

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Anyway, I'm here to take the load now.

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Come tomorrow, you'll be
out in the bay fishing.

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You need never have to
worry about it again.

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- Oh, you're right,
you know. I'll miss it.

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Fifteen years as "Dear Colette."

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It's gotta rub off on you, somehow.

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- I suppose they'll keep
me as "Dear Colette," too.

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- Ah, yes, in the troubled
eyes of our loyal readership,

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Colette is immortal. (chuckles)

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Change the name and the myth would vanish.

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- Be nice to get your own byline.

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- Well, you'd have half the
creeps in town ringing up

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making personal calls to the office.

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Ah, Colette's better.

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The switch knows how to deal with them.

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- How?

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- Putting them straight
through to Mildred.

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- The tea lady?

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- Yeah, what else do you think
she does between tea breaks?

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(laughs) They'd the
sorry ones, believe me.

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No one -- but no one -- out-talks Mildred.

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(chair creaking)

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Now you stick to Colette,
she served me well.

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(letter rustling)

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Red ink.
- Red ink?

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- Yeah, dead giveaway.

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Who writes with red ink anymore?

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- Well.

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- Well, no one, that's who.

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Except my old red-handed mate.

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Never misses a week. Same old words,

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same old four-letter abuse. (laughs)

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I never, ever open
official looking letters.

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- Why not?

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- Public service is full of them.

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Well, here we go, then.

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I'll have the first lucky dip.

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(Harry humming)

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(letter rustling)

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- Here's cheers. (chuckles)

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(thud)

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(paper rustling)

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"Dear Colette, perhaps you
could help me with a problem.

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I guess you could say I've
led a fairly sheltered life.

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One of my few pleasures is reading,

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and so I often visit the
local library with a friend.

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The librarian is very strict,
one of the old school,

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and will not tolerate
any breach of the rules.”

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(books thudding)

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- (whispers) Cindy.

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(women laughing)

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(keyboard glissando)

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(women laughing)

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(women muttering)

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(moody keyboard instrumental)
(women groaning)

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(women laughing)

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(keyboard glissando)

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(women laughing)

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(woman gasps)

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- Oh!

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(women laughing)

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Oh! (laughs)

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(women laughing)
(pages rustling)

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Oh! (laughs)

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(woman gasps)

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(moody keyboard cont.)

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(women laughing)

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(woman gasps)

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(instrumental music cont.)

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(belt jingling)

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(unzipping)

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(shirt fabric rustling)

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(keyboard glissando)

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(women chuckling)

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(woman laughs)

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(soulful instrumental music)

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(pages rustling)

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(soulful instrumental music)

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(pages rustling)
(soulful instrumental music)

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(skin slapping against skin)

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(books crashing)

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(woman gasps)

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- "Since the incident,

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I haven't dared go back
to the library again,

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and I already owe $37.50
in fines for being overdue.

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My life's a mess, my
friend won't talk to me,

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and I'm reduced to buying paperbacks.

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What can I do?

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Signed, Bookworm."

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- That's a good one.

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Don't believe a word of it.
Still, it'll make good reading.

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Now, let's see. Uh...

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"Dear Bookworm,

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I must say, your librarian
friend has a novel approach..."

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Uh...

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"...to come upon you like
that in the Greek section.

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My advice is that you
get yourself a new friend

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and slip it in later. The book, that is.

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And that way, you'll be
able to dodge the fine

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and..." uh..."get back to hardcovers."

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Yeah, that'll do.

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Now, one down, nine to go. Next.

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"Dear Colette, I'm a college student

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and a very keen gymnast.

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Mr. Bates, our gym master,

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has always taken a special interest in me.

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He says I have a special aptitude.

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A few months ago,

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I was in the gym loosening
up on the trampoline

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after classes when Mr. Bates came in

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and gave me some coaching.”

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(trampoline springs squeaking)

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(lock clicking)
(trampoline springs squeaking)

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(lock clicking)

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(trampoline springs squeaking)

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- (Mr. Bates) There, now
we won't be disturbed.

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- Yes, Mr. Bates.

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- I've asked you to stay because, well...

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I have hopes for you.

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Yes, out of all my senior year students,

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you're the only one that has any

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aptitude to become a champion.

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What I thought we'd do would be to

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run through some of the basics, limber up,

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and generally get to know each other,

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so that as coach and pupil

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we can reach a full understanding.

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- That's very kind of you, Mr. Bates.

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- Not at all.

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Well, let's see.

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What I thought we'd do
would be to start off

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with something you're good
at. Say, the trampoline.

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- Okay.

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(trampoline springs squeaking)

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(whistle blowing)

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- No, no, Ms. Peabody.

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We can do better than that, can't we?

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- I guess so.

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- Perhaps if you remove
that archaic costume,

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you'll feel freer.

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- But Mr. Bates, I'm
stark naked underneath.

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It just wouldn't be proper.

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- Am I your coach or not?

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- Yes, you are.

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- And are we going to work together

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to get you onto that collegiate team?

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- Yes, Mr. Bates.

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- Then I suggest you do as I say.

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- Of course, Mr. Bates.

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- All the world's best gymnasts

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train in the nude, Ms. Peabody.

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One must be able to completely free

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one's body for the task.

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- What if somebody comes in?

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- You saw me lock the doors.

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Don't worry, we won't be disturbed.

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- Well, if you say so.

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(clothes rustling)

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(clothes flopping)

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- Now, let's see what you can do.

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(trampoline springs squeaking)
(woman grunting)

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(feet thudding loudly)

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(Mr. Bates panting)
(feet thudding)

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(Mr. Bates breathing heavily)
(feet thudding)

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(Mr. Bates breathing heavily)
(feet thudding)

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(body thudding)

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(woman panting)

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(hands clapping)
Well done, well done.

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(Mr. Bates laughs)

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I think we've had enough of this now.

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(woman sighs)

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Let's try the parallel bars.

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- Okay.

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(zipper sounds)

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Here now, this is position
number one. (grunts)

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Number two.

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Number three.

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And four.

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(thud) (bars rattling)

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Your turn.

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Now, get up into this position.

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Now, swing your legs up.

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Let's see.

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Start leaning forward.

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(laughs) Come on, I'll hold you.

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That's it.

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Let's see.

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Okay.

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Swing up.

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(laughs) Okay, come here. (grunts)

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Let me show you one more time, okay?

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Now, when you get into
the first position--

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- There's just one thing, Mr. Bates.

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- What's that?

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- Well...

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- Well, speak up, girl.

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We've got to communicate freely

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if we're going to work together.

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- Well, how come I got to
work out naked and you don't?

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- Well, because a man
is built differently.

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He needs support.

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- That sounds like a
chauvinistic remark to me.

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(clothes rustling)

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(gasps) Mr. Bates!

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- Oh, no, Ms. Peabody.

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- I didn't realize that they were so big.

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- You mean you've never
seen a man naked before?

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- Only my brother when I was younger.

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00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:17,976
My, they do grow when you
get older, don't they?

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- Yeah, I guess they do.

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- Well, now I'm all warmed
up. What else can we do?

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00:18:27,277 --> 00:18:30,238
- Well, I think we've done
enough for one evening.

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- Oh, what a pity.

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Just as I was starting to feel good.

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- Say, we should finish up
with a darn good massage.

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(mellow instrumental music)

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(hands rubbing)

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(mellow instrumental music)

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(hands rubbing)

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(oil squelching)

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(mellow instrumental music)

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(hands rubbing)

268
00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:55,240
(woman sighing softly)

269
00:19:55,573 --> 00:20:00,370
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

270
00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:24,394
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

271
00:20:43,997 --> 00:20:46,624
(woman moaning softly)

272
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:51,713
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

273
00:21:03,141 --> 00:21:06,394
(woman moaning softly)

274
00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:11,608
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

275
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:16,696
(Mr. Bates grunting softly)
(woman moaning softly)

276
00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:27,665
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

277
00:21:31,753 --> 00:21:34,255
(both sighing and moaning)

278
00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:42,972
(mellow instrumental music)

279
00:21:43,306 --> 00:21:46,351
(woman moaning softly)

280
00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:54,609
(mellow instrumental music)
(hands rubbing)

281
00:22:03,284 --> 00:22:05,495
(oil squelching)

282
00:22:05,829 --> 00:22:10,583
(mellow instrumental music)
(hands rubbing)

283
00:22:16,756 --> 00:22:19,175
(sheet rustling)

284
00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:23,346
(mellow instrumental music)

285
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,514
(fabric sliding)

286
00:22:26,182 --> 00:22:26,933
(heavy breathing)

287
00:22:32,230 --> 00:22:34,315
(sheets rustling)

288
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:52,667
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

289
00:22:58,047 --> 00:23:01,384
(oil squelching)

290
00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:12,645
(oil squelching)

291
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:22,572
(oil squelching)

292
00:23:35,168 --> 00:23:37,629
(sheets rustling)

293
00:23:46,471 --> 00:23:51,392
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

294
00:23:53,603 --> 00:23:57,106
(Mr. Bates moaning softly)

295
00:23:59,442 --> 00:24:04,364
(oil squelching)
(mellow instrumental music)

296
00:24:04,948 --> 00:24:09,035
(Mr. Bates moaning softly)

297
00:24:09,369 --> 00:24:14,165
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

298
00:24:16,084 --> 00:24:17,877
(Mr. Bates moaning)

299
00:24:28,221 --> 00:24:31,140
(Mr. Bates groaning with pleasure)

300
00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:35,269
(both moaning)

301
00:24:35,603 --> 00:24:38,773
(hands rubbing)
(mellow instrumental music)

302
00:24:39,107 --> 00:24:43,903
(Mr. Bates moaning)
(hands rubbing)

303
00:24:46,239 --> 00:24:48,199
(oil squelching)

304
00:25:01,212 --> 00:25:06,134
(both moaning)
(hands rubbing)

305
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:17,061
(Mr. Bates moaning)
(hands rubbing)

306
00:25:21,274 --> 00:25:26,195
(both moaning)
(oil squelching)

307
00:25:33,411 --> 00:25:35,538
(lips smacking)

308
00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:37,415
(both moaning)
(hands rubbing)

309
00:25:38,374 --> 00:25:40,710
(Mr. Bates hissing with pleasure)

310
00:25:41,044 --> 00:25:43,296
(Mr. Bates moaning)

311
00:25:51,345 --> 00:25:56,267
(uptempo instrumental music)
(both panting and moaning)

312
00:26:03,232 --> 00:26:06,736
(both panting and moaning)

313
00:26:08,946 --> 00:26:11,532
(funky, muted haw-haw guitar)

314
00:26:13,284 --> 00:26:15,036
(woman moaning)

315
00:26:19,415 --> 00:26:24,337
(Mr. Bates moaning)
(uptempo instrumental music)

316
00:26:28,841 --> 00:26:33,721
(massage table creaking)
(uptempo instrumental music)

317
00:26:34,055 --> 00:26:38,935
(both moaning)
(uptempo instrumental music)

318
00:26:45,066 --> 00:26:49,987
(woman loudly moaning)
(uptempo instrumental music)

319
00:26:54,742 --> 00:26:56,953
(woman moans)

320
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:03,417
- "After the workout, I felt
so relaxed I fell asleep.

321
00:27:03,751 --> 00:27:05,920
When I awoke, Mr. Bates was gone.

322
00:27:06,254 --> 00:27:08,422
Next day, I mentioned Mr. Bates'
marvelous training methods

323
00:27:08,756 --> 00:27:11,759
to our gym mistress, Ms.
Stern, who was very impressed.

324
00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:14,971
Since then, Mr. Bates seemed
to have lost interest in me

325
00:27:15,304 --> 00:27:17,265
and spends most of his time
working up new routines

326
00:27:17,598 --> 00:27:18,641
with Ms. Stern.

327
00:27:19,642 --> 00:27:22,186
My problem is, how can I
make the collegiate team

328
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,771
without a coach?

329
00:27:24,105 --> 00:27:27,483
Signed, Aspiring Gymnast."

330
00:27:27,817 --> 00:27:29,110
I think she means perspiring.

331
00:27:29,443 --> 00:27:30,653
(laughs) If that's a fantasy,

332
00:27:30,987 --> 00:27:34,448
she sure put some
thought into it. (laughs)

333
00:27:34,782 --> 00:27:36,284
Off you go, bright eyes.

334
00:27:36,617 --> 00:27:38,161
- I'm not sure where to start.

335
00:27:38,494 --> 00:27:40,746
- [Harry] See, it's not
as easy as you think.

336
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:41,664
- Well.

337
00:27:42,915 --> 00:27:44,500
She's obviously without a coach now

338
00:27:44,834 --> 00:27:46,836
that this Ms. Stern's moved in.

339
00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:50,590
Maybe she should work out by herself.

340
00:27:50,923 --> 00:27:52,508
- Careful, what would our
dirty-minded little readers

341
00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:54,302
read into that?

342
00:27:54,635 --> 00:27:56,179
- I suppose Colette's classic advice

343
00:27:56,512 --> 00:27:59,015
would run to pushups
in the asparagus patch.

344
00:27:59,348 --> 00:28:00,516
- Right on!

345
00:28:00,850 --> 00:28:01,767
See, that's it.

346
00:28:02,101 --> 00:28:04,103
Throw in a mention of the
horizontal bars and you've got it.

347
00:28:04,437 --> 00:28:05,563
- Oh, charming.

348
00:28:05,897 --> 00:28:08,274
I'm not sure I'm cut out for this job.

349
00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:09,734
Where's that bottle?

350
00:28:11,569 --> 00:28:12,320
(glass clinks)

351
00:28:14,739 --> 00:28:15,489
(alcohol sloshes)

352
00:28:17,533 --> 00:28:18,159
I'll come back to that one.

353
00:28:18,492 --> 00:28:20,036
I'll try another one.

354
00:28:21,621 --> 00:28:23,122
"Dear Colette, I have a boyfriend

355
00:28:23,456 --> 00:28:25,583
who is just mad about the drive-in.

356
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:26,918
Maybe I'm not normal,

357
00:28:27,251 --> 00:28:30,504
but all that cuddly kid stuff
has just never turned me on.

358
00:28:30,838 --> 00:28:32,632
On this particular night, I'd asked

359
00:28:32,965 --> 00:28:34,342
two friends to join us."

360
00:28:34,675 --> 00:28:37,053
(soft, percussive music)

361
00:28:40,348 --> 00:28:42,600
"Safety in numbers, Mother used to say."

362
00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:46,395
(moody, percussive instrumental music)

363
00:28:52,568 --> 00:28:55,154
(lock clicking)

364
00:28:56,072 --> 00:28:56,906
- No!

365
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,449
- Come on, Carol.

366
00:28:59,784 --> 00:29:00,952
- I said no.

367
00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:06,290
(instrumental cont.)

368
00:29:20,263 --> 00:29:22,431
Bob, I came to watch the movie.

369
00:29:22,765 --> 00:29:24,308
- We can do that too.

370
00:29:24,642 --> 00:29:25,559
- No.

371
00:29:25,893 --> 00:29:29,188
Ted and Alice, what will they think?

372
00:29:29,522 --> 00:29:33,609
- Oh, they won't even notice.

373
00:29:33,943 --> 00:29:35,111
- Don't look.

374
00:29:35,444 --> 00:29:37,822
(moody music)

375
00:29:46,163 --> 00:29:47,707
- Why is it that every time
we come to the drive-in

376
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:51,752
all you want to do is watch the movie?

377
00:29:52,086 --> 00:29:54,505
I mean, you've seen this
thing before. Twice!

378
00:29:55,464 --> 00:29:56,507
- I like this movie.

379
00:29:56,841 --> 00:29:57,341
- You like every movie.

380
00:29:57,675 --> 00:29:59,677
- [Carol] There's a time
and a place for everything.

381
00:30:00,011 --> 00:30:01,095
- And this isn't the time?

382
00:30:02,013 --> 00:30:03,097
- Or the place.

383
00:30:03,431 --> 00:30:06,892
With all these people
around, it just isn't right.

384
00:30:07,226 --> 00:30:09,770
- Obviously they're doing the same thing.

385
00:30:10,104 --> 00:30:11,022
- Well, then I really don't see

386
00:30:11,355 --> 00:30:14,483
why they bother to come to the drive-in.

387
00:30:14,817 --> 00:30:17,194
(moody music)

388
00:30:24,702 --> 00:30:27,288
(hands sliding against fabric)

389
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:33,377
(music cont.)

390
00:30:33,711 --> 00:30:36,339
(papers crashing)

391
00:30:46,474 --> 00:30:49,226
(slow, spacey music)

392
00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:56,150
(zipper sliding)

393
00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:01,697
(slow, spacey music)

394
00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:09,914
(uptempo guitar music)

395
00:31:10,247 --> 00:31:10,998
(hand slapping)

396
00:31:11,332 --> 00:31:13,042
- Hey, what's that for?

397
00:31:14,335 --> 00:31:15,669
- I want some popcorn.

398
00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:18,464
(door clicking)

399
00:31:20,174 --> 00:31:23,260
(footsteps pattering)

400
00:31:24,428 --> 00:31:27,014
(uptempo guitar music)

401
00:31:37,149 --> 00:31:38,609
(fabric rustling)

402
00:31:38,943 --> 00:31:41,612
(man mutters)

403
00:31:41,946 --> 00:31:45,157
(leather seats rustling)

404
00:31:49,203 --> 00:31:51,747
(uptempo guitar music)

405
00:32:09,432 --> 00:32:12,184
- Get in there.
(woman grunting)

406
00:32:12,518 --> 00:32:15,229
(objects crashing)

407
00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:17,523
- Look, if you're real nice

408
00:32:17,857 --> 00:32:19,108
I'll give you a Coca-Cola afterwards.

409
00:32:19,442 --> 00:32:20,693
- Wait a minute.

410
00:32:21,026 --> 00:32:21,986
(woman screams)

411
00:32:22,319 --> 00:32:22,820
Help!

412
00:32:23,154 --> 00:32:23,779
(smack)

413
00:32:25,823 --> 00:32:26,449
- I'll be gentle.

414
00:32:26,782 --> 00:32:28,284
There's a tube of
Vaseline around someplace.

415
00:32:28,617 --> 00:32:29,118
(hand slapping)

416
00:32:29,452 --> 00:32:31,620
- [Woman] Help!
(hand slapping)

417
00:32:31,954 --> 00:32:33,038
- My, what have we here?

418
00:32:33,372 --> 00:32:35,875
- You've got a lotto nerve!

419
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:39,253
(woman groans)

420
00:32:39,587 --> 00:32:42,131
(hands slapping)

421
00:32:44,258 --> 00:32:45,217
(smack)

422
00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:49,972
(quirky music)

423
00:32:56,937 --> 00:32:58,898
(squeaking)

424
00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:06,238
(woman moaning)

425
00:33:08,449 --> 00:33:13,370
(group moaning)

426
00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:16,749
(leather squeaking)

427
00:33:29,345 --> 00:33:34,266
(soft music)

428
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:44,318
(lips smacking)

429
00:33:45,569 --> 00:33:46,195
- "(V.0.) When it was all over,

430
00:33:46,529 --> 00:33:48,113
I tried to find my boyfriend's car,

431
00:33:48,447 --> 00:33:50,324
but he'd gone, and I had to walk home.

432
00:33:50,658 --> 00:33:51,825
I haven't heard from him since,

433
00:33:52,159 --> 00:33:54,286
and I wonder if I owe him an explanation.

434
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:56,664
I haven't heard from the
guy in the camper, either.

435
00:33:56,997 --> 00:33:59,375
Please help. Signed, Waylaid."

436
00:33:59,708 --> 00:34:01,544
Poor girl, to be set upon like that!

437
00:34:01,877 --> 00:34:02,962
I do hope she wasn't injured.

438
00:34:03,295 --> 00:34:04,046
- Injured?

439
00:34:04,380 --> 00:34:06,090
The reason she hasn't
seen him since is probably

440
00:34:06,423 --> 00:34:08,050
because he hasn't recovered.

441
00:34:08,384 --> 00:34:09,718
There ought to be a law against it.

442
00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:11,595
- There is, in case you'd forgotten.

443
00:34:11,929 --> 00:34:13,806
You really are an old cynic.

444
00:34:14,139 --> 00:34:16,225
I hope this job doesn't make me like that.

445
00:34:17,226 --> 00:34:18,185
- Maybe you're right.

446
00:34:20,604 --> 00:34:22,773
- Well, what do we tell her?

447
00:34:23,107 --> 00:34:24,066
- Okay, uh...

448
00:34:25,025 --> 00:34:29,905
"Dear Waylaid, it depends on
which types of show you prefer.

449
00:34:30,614 --> 00:34:32,533
Now, your experience could have easily

450
00:34:32,866 --> 00:34:35,536
turned into a late night horror movie.

451
00:34:35,869 --> 00:34:39,164
Don't accept lifts from
strangers, even in a drive-in.

452
00:34:40,416 --> 00:34:43,627
However, if your luck changes,

453
00:34:43,961 --> 00:34:47,256
you might crack it for a
double feature." (laughs)

454
00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:49,550
- You really can't be serious, can you?

455
00:34:49,883 --> 00:34:51,093
- Oh, come on.

456
00:34:51,427 --> 00:34:53,762
She enjoyed every minute of it. (laughs)

457
00:34:54,096 --> 00:34:56,724
You can tell by the way
she writes it. (laughs)

458
00:34:57,057 --> 00:34:59,518
- It's because of that sort of attitude.

459
00:34:59,852 --> 00:35:01,061
- Look, I didn't ask her to write.

460
00:35:01,395 --> 00:35:02,062
If she's really worried, she could have

461
00:35:02,396 --> 00:35:03,897
called the police or something.

462
00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:05,149
- Men.

463
00:35:05,482 --> 00:35:06,984
- Look, love, if you
let this job get to you,

464
00:35:07,318 --> 00:35:09,528
you'll go around a twist in no time.

465
00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:11,030
Let's get on with it.

466
00:35:11,363 --> 00:35:13,907
(paper rustling)

467
00:35:15,909 --> 00:35:17,411
- "Dear Colette,

468
00:35:17,745 --> 00:35:21,040
I work with a large
finance company downtown.

469
00:35:21,373 --> 00:35:23,334
They call me a junior executive,

470
00:35:23,667 --> 00:35:26,587
but really my duties are
more that of a filing clerk.

471
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,881
All day I'm surrounded by lovely girls,

472
00:35:29,214 --> 00:35:30,841
typists and receptionists,

473
00:35:31,175 --> 00:35:32,968
but none of them have ever
taken the slightest bit

474
00:35:33,302 --> 00:35:34,637
of notice of me.

475
00:35:34,970 --> 00:35:37,264
A few weeks back, it was a Friday.

476
00:35:37,598 --> 00:35:39,391
I was riding the elevator
up with my last load

477
00:35:39,725 --> 00:35:41,352
of files for the day."

478
00:35:41,685 --> 00:35:44,605
(footsteps pattering)

479
00:35:46,065 --> 00:35:49,943
(soft instrumental music)

480
00:35:50,277 --> 00:35:51,987
(papers rustling)

481
00:35:52,321 --> 00:35:55,616
(soft instrumental music)

482
00:36:01,455 --> 00:36:04,500
(elevator chiming)

483
00:36:04,833 --> 00:36:07,961
(elevator door sliding)

484
00:36:09,296 --> 00:36:12,675
(soft instrumental music)

485
00:36:15,260 --> 00:36:17,137
- Four, please.

486
00:36:17,471 --> 00:36:20,224
(papers rustling)

487
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,019
(bass guitar instrumental)

488
00:36:27,731 --> 00:36:29,650
(bass instrumental cont.)

489
00:36:30,818 --> 00:36:31,985
(papers rustling)

490
00:36:35,823 --> 00:36:39,243
(elevator humming loudly)

491
00:36:40,869 --> 00:36:44,289
(soft instrumental music)

492
00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:48,669
(elevator humming loudly)

493
00:36:50,504 --> 00:36:52,131
(soft instrumental music)

494
00:36:52,464 --> 00:36:55,759
(elevator humming loudly)

495
00:36:57,469 --> 00:36:58,679
- Looks like we're stuck.

496
00:37:00,389 --> 00:37:03,684
I've never been stuck like
this before. Anyone else?

497
00:37:05,060 --> 00:37:06,437
What can we do?

498
00:37:06,770 --> 00:37:07,855
- Just wait, I guess.

499
00:37:08,939 --> 00:37:10,357
- This would have to
happen on a Friday night

500
00:37:10,691 --> 00:37:12,276
when I've got a date.

501
00:37:12,609 --> 00:37:13,944
- Yeah, me too.

502
00:37:14,278 --> 00:37:15,362
- I could try the buttons.

503
00:37:21,076 --> 00:37:22,161
Sorry.

504
00:37:22,494 --> 00:37:25,122
(elevator humming loudly)
(man muttering)

505
00:37:25,456 --> 00:37:27,875
(women laughing)
(objects banging)

506
00:37:28,208 --> 00:37:29,460
(man shouting)

507
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:30,419
No, no!

508
00:37:30,753 --> 00:37:35,507
(women laughing)
(files crashing)

509
00:37:40,262 --> 00:37:43,182
- Remember New York City
and the big power failure?

510
00:37:43,515 --> 00:37:46,310
- Nine months later, the
birth rate went up like crazy.

511
00:37:46,643 --> 00:37:48,479
- They thought it was
the end of the world.

512
00:37:48,812 --> 00:37:50,689
- Now, can you imagine
how that must've been?

513
00:37:51,023 --> 00:37:52,691
- Yeah, you just have to.

514
00:37:53,025 --> 00:37:54,526
- Have to what?

515
00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:55,944
- You know.

516
00:37:56,278 --> 00:37:57,696
- If you thought you were doomed to die.

517
00:37:58,030 --> 00:37:58,530
- Oh?

518
00:37:58,864 --> 00:38:00,115
Oh!

519
00:38:00,449 --> 00:38:03,160
(elevator buzzing)

520
00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,832
- But he's such a child.

521
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:09,958
- All the more fun.

522
00:38:11,418 --> 00:38:13,086
- [Woman] But isn't that rape?

523
00:38:13,420 --> 00:38:15,672
- We'll plead temporary insanity.

524
00:38:16,006 --> 00:38:18,300
- With you, it's more like
permanent nymphomania.

525
00:38:18,634 --> 00:38:19,426
- Are you jealous?

526
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,969
Come on, let's do it.

527
00:38:21,303 --> 00:38:24,223
I'll grab his pants, you
get out of your clothes.

528
00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:25,849
- Next time the lights go out.

529
00:38:27,017 --> 00:38:29,812
(papers shuffling)

530
00:38:32,064 --> 00:38:36,985
(elevator buzzing)
(women laughing)

531
00:38:37,903 --> 00:38:38,654
(man) Oh!

532
00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,365
- Wait, what?
(files crashing)

533
00:38:41,698 --> 00:38:44,451
(uptempo music)

534
00:38:44,785 --> 00:38:49,581
(women moaning)
(uptempo saxophone music)

535
00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:55,087
(women sighing and moaning)

536
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:56,046
(breathy laughter)

537
00:39:01,176 --> 00:39:03,762
(elevator buzzing)

538
00:39:04,096 --> 00:39:08,892
(women moaning)
(uptempo saxophone music)

539
00:39:15,691 --> 00:39:20,529
(women laughing)
(uptempo trumpet music)

540
00:39:20,863 --> 00:39:23,115
(belt rattling)

541
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:28,245
(women moaning)
(uptempo music)

542
00:39:32,416 --> 00:39:34,042
(elevator buzzing)

543
00:39:34,376 --> 00:39:38,964
(women moaning)
(uptempo music)

544
00:39:39,298 --> 00:39:44,094
(elevator buzzing)
(women moaning)

545
00:39:45,095 --> 00:39:45,804
(panting)

546
00:39:46,805 --> 00:39:51,727
(women moaning)
(elevator buzzing)

547
00:39:52,144 --> 00:39:54,771
(elevator buzzing)
(women moaning)

548
00:39:55,105 --> 00:39:56,857
(squelching and slurping)

549
00:39:58,775 --> 00:40:03,697
(elevator buzzing)
(women moaning)

550
00:40:04,698 --> 00:40:06,366
(squelching)

551
00:40:08,744 --> 00:40:10,203
(panting and moaning) (elevator buzzing)

552
00:40:12,122 --> 00:40:17,044
(elevator buzzing)
(women moaning)

553
00:40:24,051 --> 00:40:24,718
(woman gasping)

554
00:40:25,052 --> 00:40:27,179
(people gasping)

555
00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:28,138
- Whoa.

556
00:40:29,389 --> 00:40:31,808
- Uh, going down! Again.

557
00:40:32,851 --> 00:40:35,437
(doors sliding)

558
00:40:36,355 --> 00:40:38,690
- "Now, my problem is, how do I explain it

559
00:40:39,024 --> 00:40:39,942
to the rest of the office?

560
00:40:40,275 --> 00:40:42,110
I can hardly show my face.

561
00:40:42,444 --> 00:40:45,697
What's more, I can't even
get into a lift alone.

562
00:40:46,031 --> 00:40:47,491
They wait in the corridor for me

563
00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:49,076
so that they can leap on board.

564
00:40:49,409 --> 00:40:51,662
Signed, Junior Executive."

565
00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:52,788
Well, what do you think?

566
00:40:53,121 --> 00:40:55,958
- Oh no, you have a go,
you've got to start somewhere.

567
00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,001
- Uh, hmm.

568
00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:02,214
"How do I explain it to
the rest of the office?"

569
00:41:03,674 --> 00:41:04,466
Why bother?

570
00:41:06,426 --> 00:41:08,637
"I can hardly show my face."

571
00:41:08,971 --> 00:41:10,305
Who wants to look at your face?

572
00:41:11,807 --> 00:41:13,809
"Why not bribe the elevator technician

573
00:41:14,142 --> 00:41:17,688
to show you how to make it
get stuck like that again?

574
00:41:18,021 --> 00:41:21,108
Until then, always take a cushion
with you as well as files.

575
00:41:21,441 --> 00:41:23,819
The elevator floor must be
murder on your back." (laughs)

576
00:41:24,152 --> 00:41:25,278
- Bravo, bravo!

577
00:41:25,612 --> 00:41:27,531
Almost vintage Colette.

578
00:41:29,157 --> 00:41:31,493
- Some of these descriptions
are a bit lurid.

579
00:41:32,536 --> 00:41:33,537
We cannot print them as they are.

580
00:41:33,870 --> 00:41:36,456
- Leave that to the sub-editors,
they're the experts.

581
00:41:36,790 --> 00:41:39,501
Just enough to fire up the
imaginations of the faithful.

582
00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,798
- Two hours to deadline. More coffee?

583
00:41:45,132 --> 00:41:46,008
- Oh, no.

584
00:41:46,341 --> 00:41:49,344
I'm okay with writer's ruin here. (grunts)

585
00:41:49,678 --> 00:41:50,303
You go ahead.

586
00:41:51,304 --> 00:41:54,057
- Drinking booze always
makes me a bit funny.

587
00:41:54,391 --> 00:41:55,767
Especially in the middle of the night.

588
00:41:56,101 --> 00:41:58,478
- I'll do one on my own while you're away.

589
00:41:58,812 --> 00:41:59,855
Just for old time's sake.

590
00:42:02,524 --> 00:42:03,650
(papers rustling)

591
00:42:06,028 --> 00:42:07,070
"Dear Colette,

592
00:42:08,071 --> 00:42:10,615
I've been friends with
Leslie for nearly a year now

593
00:42:10,949 --> 00:42:12,534
since we met at ballet class."

594
00:42:12,868 --> 00:42:13,368
(Harry clears throat)

595
00:42:13,702 --> 00:42:15,662
"She's so much fun to be with
and so much less demanding

596
00:42:15,996 --> 00:42:17,205
than a man.

597
00:42:17,539 --> 00:42:18,999
The things we do together
take me right back

598
00:42:19,332 --> 00:42:21,585
to those wonderful days
at boarding school.

599
00:42:22,836 --> 00:42:23,462
And one afternoon,

600
00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:25,172
a little while back
when we were out riding,

601
00:42:25,505 --> 00:42:28,383
it was a beautiful day,
not a cloud in the sky..."

602
00:42:28,717 --> 00:42:31,261
(birds chirping)

603
00:42:32,971 --> 00:42:35,974
(gentle music)

604
00:42:36,308 --> 00:42:39,519
(horse hooves clicking)

605
00:42:42,981 --> 00:42:45,567
(animal cawing)

606
00:42:48,695 --> 00:42:51,907
(birds chirping)

607
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:56,078
(animal cawing)
(birds chirping)

608
00:42:56,411 --> 00:43:01,208
(horse hooves clicking)
(animal cawing)

609
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:09,841
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)

610
00:43:11,384 --> 00:43:14,846
(horse hooves clicking)

611
00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:17,766
(water splashing)

612
00:43:23,814 --> 00:43:26,316
(gentle music)

613
00:43:27,901 --> 00:43:32,823
(animal cawing)
(birds chirping)

614
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:39,037
(horse hooves clicking)

615
00:43:46,128 --> 00:43:48,713
(animal cawing)

616
00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:53,051
(cork popping)

617
00:43:57,180 --> 00:43:57,806
(woman exhales)

618
00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,016
- Champagne?
- Oh, please.

619
00:44:02,227 --> 00:44:03,353
(women grunting)
(hand rubbing)

620
00:44:03,687 --> 00:44:05,438
- You ride like a perfect angel.

621
00:44:05,772 --> 00:44:07,023
- Oh, you've taught me everything I know.

622
00:44:07,357 --> 00:44:09,901
- Nah, I just taught you the basics.

623
00:44:10,235 --> 00:44:12,154
I didn't teach you perfect balance.

624
00:44:13,321 --> 00:44:15,407
Nor that fine seat.

625
00:44:21,997 --> 00:44:23,623
(fabric rustling)

626
00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,961
(sighs) Nothing like
a good ride to let you

627
00:44:28,295 --> 00:44:29,087
know you're alive.

628
00:44:29,421 --> 00:44:30,839
(woman grunts assent)

629
00:44:31,173 --> 00:44:32,966
We sure have a great
time together, don't we?

630
00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:34,259
- Yeah.

631
00:44:34,593 --> 00:44:36,970
- Tell me, do you date a lot of men?

632
00:44:37,304 --> 00:44:39,181
- Mm, not too many.

633
00:44:39,514 --> 00:44:40,891
- Why not? You're so beautiful.

634
00:44:41,224 --> 00:44:42,559
You must get lots of offers.

635
00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,853
- Mm, there's a few around.

636
00:44:45,187 --> 00:44:46,771
Men are so male, so dominant.

637
00:44:47,105 --> 00:44:48,899
All they want to do is get you into bed.

638
00:44:51,276 --> 00:44:52,944
So, what about you and men?

639
00:44:53,278 --> 00:44:54,821
- I feel the same way you do.

640
00:44:57,866 --> 00:45:01,494
Tell me, Bianca, do you
really like being with me?

641
00:45:01,828 --> 00:45:02,454
- Yeah.

642
00:45:04,039 --> 00:45:05,749
- I mean, being with me.

643
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:08,335
- Yeah.

644
00:45:08,668 --> 00:45:10,962
- You see, I think of you and me

645
00:45:11,296 --> 00:45:13,715
as a lot more than just having fun.

646
00:45:14,049 --> 00:45:16,885
In fact, if you were to go
away or get tired of me,

647
00:45:17,844 --> 00:45:19,012
I don't know what I'd do.

648
00:45:19,971 --> 00:45:21,514
- I'm not gonna leave.

649
00:45:22,432 --> 00:45:26,186
- But you're so pretty and
you're so much younger than I am.

650
00:45:26,519 --> 00:45:27,229
- You're beautiful.

651
00:45:28,396 --> 00:45:31,066
(birds chirping)

652
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:43,036
(lips smacking)

653
00:45:45,205 --> 00:45:48,458
(shoes scuffling)

654
00:45:48,792 --> 00:45:50,961
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that.

655
00:45:51,294 --> 00:45:53,088
You're not ready yet.

656
00:45:54,631 --> 00:45:56,299
- What do you mean?

657
00:45:56,633 --> 00:45:57,259
- Oh, nothing.

658
00:46:00,011 --> 00:46:01,930
- It's starting to rain,
we're gonna get soaked.

659
00:46:02,264 --> 00:46:03,431
And so are the horses.

660
00:46:03,765 --> 00:46:05,850
- Forget about the horses,
they're used to it.

661
00:46:08,144 --> 00:46:10,647
(rain pouring)

662
00:46:12,357 --> 00:46:15,026
(women yelping)

663
00:46:16,194 --> 00:46:18,989
- It's like the sky just
opened up on the whole ranch.

664
00:46:19,322 --> 00:46:20,824
(women sighing loudly)

665
00:46:21,157 --> 00:46:22,617
Have some.
- Okay.

666
00:46:22,951 --> 00:46:24,911
- You're gonna get a cold.

667
00:46:26,246 --> 00:46:27,622
(heavy rain pattering)

668
00:46:28,873 --> 00:46:29,874
(woman shivers)

669
00:46:30,208 --> 00:46:30,959
Come on, help me with my boots.

670
00:46:31,293 --> 00:46:31,918
- Oh.

671
00:46:34,671 --> 00:46:35,422
Oh.

672
00:46:36,381 --> 00:46:37,007
- You better take your shirt off

673
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:38,717
or you're gonna get a cold.

674
00:46:39,050 --> 00:46:40,552
It's freezing.

675
00:46:40,885 --> 00:46:41,511
(shivering) Ooh!

676
00:46:45,765 --> 00:46:46,516
(shivering) Ooh!

677
00:46:53,023 --> 00:46:56,109
(rain pattering outside)

678
00:47:02,365 --> 00:47:03,908
- What beautiful breasts you have.

679
00:47:04,242 --> 00:47:05,577
- Oh, I much more like yours.

680
00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:08,621
They're so small and firm. Beautiful.

681
00:47:08,955 --> 00:47:10,623
- Oh, but yours are...

682
00:47:10,957 --> 00:47:12,167
- They're like watermelons.

683
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,044
My boobs are a drag.

684
00:47:14,377 --> 00:47:15,837
Come on, let me help, off with your boots.

685
00:47:16,171 --> 00:47:16,796
- Oh.

686
00:47:18,673 --> 00:47:20,550
- Ah, they're tight.

687
00:47:20,884 --> 00:47:21,885
Ah, help me.

688
00:47:22,218 --> 00:47:22,844
(woman moaning)

689
00:47:23,178 --> 00:47:23,678
- Ooh!

690
00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:24,637
- Oh!

691
00:47:28,558 --> 00:47:30,393
(boots thudding)

692
00:47:30,727 --> 00:47:32,020
(woman grunting)

693
00:47:32,354 --> 00:47:33,605
(women grunting)
(hay rustling)

694
00:47:33,938 --> 00:47:36,524
(women laughing)

695
00:47:36,858 --> 00:47:39,319
(women shivering and moaning)

696
00:47:42,113 --> 00:47:44,032
(women cooing and sighing)

697
00:47:46,451 --> 00:47:48,536
- You'll have to take those pants off.

698
00:47:48,870 --> 00:47:51,247
(hay rustling)

699
00:47:52,457 --> 00:47:53,708
They're all wet.

700
00:47:56,252 --> 00:48:01,174
(women breathing heavily)
(zipper sliding)

701
00:48:04,219 --> 00:48:07,389
(women panting softly)

702
00:48:19,567 --> 00:48:24,489
(lips smacking)
(women moaning)

703
00:48:26,116 --> 00:48:31,037
(frog croaking)
(insects chirping)

704
00:48:38,545 --> 00:48:41,047
(hay rustling)

705
00:48:42,757 --> 00:48:47,679
(frog croaking)
(insects chirping)

706
00:49:02,068 --> 00:49:04,904
(insects chirping)

707
00:49:15,790 --> 00:49:20,211
(women whispering)
(women moaning)

708
00:49:20,545 --> 00:49:25,341
(lips smacking)
(women moaning)

709
00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:33,808
(woman moaning loudly)

710
00:49:35,685 --> 00:49:40,607
(loud sucking)
(women moaning)

711
00:49:44,861 --> 00:49:47,363
(hay rustling)

712
00:49:54,245 --> 00:49:59,167
(hay rustling)
(insects chirping)

713
00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:18,937
(women moaning softly)

714
00:50:25,902 --> 00:50:26,903
- Better get some straw.

715
00:50:27,237 --> 00:50:28,238
Let them dag-burnt horses out

716
00:50:28,571 --> 00:50:30,198
before it starts raining again.

717
00:50:30,532 --> 00:50:31,032
(hay rustling)

718
00:50:31,366 --> 00:50:32,909
Damnedest thing I ever saw.

719
00:50:33,243 --> 00:50:35,912
Two fine mounts just left
standing out in the rain.

720
00:50:36,246 --> 00:50:37,497
Nobody claim 'em.

721
00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:40,833
Least I can do is take
care of 'em and feed 'em.

722
00:50:41,167 --> 00:50:41,668
(Harry inhales)

723
00:50:42,001 --> 00:50:44,629
- "Whew boy, did that hurt.

724
00:50:44,963 --> 00:50:46,005
But luckily it wasn't serious."

725
00:50:46,339 --> 00:50:47,924
The worst thing was
explaining to the farmer

726
00:50:48,258 --> 00:50:49,425
just what we were doing there,

727
00:50:49,759 --> 00:50:52,428
'stark naked' as he put it.

728
00:50:52,762 --> 00:50:54,430
The problem is, now
that I have three scars

729
00:50:54,764 --> 00:50:56,182
across my behind,

730
00:50:56,516 --> 00:50:58,434
can you recommend a good plastic surgeon?

731
00:50:58,768 --> 00:51:00,603
Signed, Punctured.”

732
00:51:00,937 --> 00:51:05,108
Whew, sure must have
cut down on her riding.

733
00:51:05,441 --> 00:51:06,067
Hmm.

734
00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:08,695
"Oh, any good plastic
surgeon should be able

735
00:51:09,028 --> 00:51:10,530
to get to the bottom of it."

736
00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:11,614
(papers rustling)

737
00:51:11,948 --> 00:51:15,994
"In the meantime, has any
reader got a foam saddle?"

738
00:51:18,538 --> 00:51:19,414
(thud)

739
00:51:19,747 --> 00:51:20,665
- Interesting?

740
00:51:20,999 --> 00:51:23,167
- No, just some tame, girly stuff.

741
00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:24,502
Your turn.

742
00:51:25,461 --> 00:51:28,131
(paper rustling)

743
00:51:32,677 --> 00:51:35,722
- "Dear Colette, I'm fresh
out of business school,

744
00:51:36,055 --> 00:51:38,850
and last week was my
first at a real office.

745
00:51:39,183 --> 00:51:41,978
I was a little nervous for
a start, being a new girl,

746
00:51:42,312 --> 00:51:44,105
but little did I know just how quickly I'd

747
00:51:44,439 --> 00:51:45,523
get into the swing of things."

748
00:51:45,857 --> 00:51:50,653
(typewriter keys clicking)
(phone ringing)

749
00:51:52,238 --> 00:51:53,948
(woman clearing throat)

750
00:51:54,282 --> 00:51:55,533
- Oh, Ms. Carter.

751
00:51:55,867 --> 00:51:57,619
Mr. Clark would like to speak with you.

752
00:51:59,579 --> 00:52:00,371
Mr. Clark?

753
00:52:01,372 --> 00:52:02,749
Mr. Clark?
- Oh.

754
00:52:03,082 --> 00:52:03,791
- Ms. Carter's here.

755
00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:07,045
- Oh, Ms. Carter! I'm glad you came up.

756
00:52:07,378 --> 00:52:10,423
I wanted to invite you to a
party at my house tonight.

757
00:52:10,757 --> 00:52:11,591
- Oh, I'm sorry, I can't.

758
00:52:11,924 --> 00:52:14,177
I've already made plans--
- But you must come!

759
00:52:14,510 --> 00:52:15,887
We've got everything ready.

760
00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:16,763
- Yes.

761
00:52:17,096 --> 00:52:20,058
Ms. Carter, I won't take no for an answer.

762
00:52:20,391 --> 00:52:20,933
- I'll come.

763
00:52:21,267 --> 00:52:22,352
Good.

764
00:52:22,685 --> 00:52:25,438
All right, then. For now, I
guess it's just back to work,

765
00:52:25,772 --> 00:52:27,732
and we'll see you later.

766
00:52:28,066 --> 00:52:28,650
- Okay.

767
00:52:32,612 --> 00:52:35,198
(phone ringing)

768
00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:38,076
(Mr. Clark laughing)

769
00:52:38,409 --> 00:52:39,327
Well, do you think Ms.
Carter's gonna show up

770
00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:40,578
at our little party?

771
00:52:40,912 --> 00:52:42,246
- Well, I sure hope so.

772
00:52:42,580 --> 00:52:45,124
It wouldn't be a party without
the guest of honor, would it?

773
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:46,292
(guests laughing)

774
00:52:46,626 --> 00:52:47,126
- I don't think so.

775
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:48,503
- Little does she know.

776
00:52:48,836 --> 00:52:49,629
(Mr. Clark laughing)

777
00:52:49,962 --> 00:52:51,005
Oh, here she is.

778
00:52:51,339 --> 00:52:52,757
- Oh, Ms. Carter!

779
00:52:54,425 --> 00:52:57,178
Well, I'm so happy you
could come to our party.

780
00:52:57,512 --> 00:52:59,013
Why don't you just have a seat right here.

781
00:52:59,347 --> 00:53:00,223
- Thank you.
- Hello.

782
00:53:00,556 --> 00:53:01,182
- Hi.

783
00:53:01,516 --> 00:53:03,393
- And would you like some champagne?

784
00:53:03,726 --> 00:53:04,769
- Yes, please.

785
00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:06,688
- How about some champagne, Mr. Davis?

786
00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:10,358
You remember Mr. Davis
here, from the office.

787
00:53:10,692 --> 00:53:13,986
And of course you remember
Tony, our office boy.

788
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:14,946
- Hi.

789
00:53:20,660 --> 00:53:22,912
- Well now, did you enjoy your first week

790
00:53:23,246 --> 00:53:24,414
at the office, Ms. Carter?

791
00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:29,001
Ms. Carter! I said, did
you enjoy your first week

792
00:53:29,335 --> 00:53:30,211
at the office?

793
00:53:30,545 --> 00:53:31,129
- [Ms. Carter] Yes, I did.

794
00:53:31,462 --> 00:53:32,797
The people seemed very friendly.

795
00:53:33,131 --> 00:53:35,883
- (laughs) Oh, we're a very
friendly group here, Ms. Carter.

796
00:53:36,217 --> 00:53:38,553
- What did you say your typing speed was?

797
00:53:38,886 --> 00:53:39,887
- [Ms. Carter] Sixty-nine
words per minute.

798
00:53:40,221 --> 00:53:41,639
- Sixty-nine!
- Sixty-nine!

799
00:53:41,973 --> 00:53:42,473
(Mr. Clark laughs)

800
00:53:42,807 --> 00:53:44,642
I wonder if you'll be able to type 69

801
00:53:44,976 --> 00:53:46,602
under special conditions?

802
00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:48,855
- Now then, Ms. Carter,

803
00:53:49,188 --> 00:53:52,358
are you ready to begin
our special typing test?

804
00:53:52,692 --> 00:53:53,192
- All set.

805
00:53:53,526 --> 00:53:54,527
- Okay.

806
00:53:54,861 --> 00:53:56,988
Now, Ms. Christie here is going to dictate

807
00:53:57,321 --> 00:53:58,990
while you type, okay?
- Are you ready?

808
00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,366
- Okay.
- Go!

809
00:54:00,700 --> 00:54:04,746
- I, Ms. Carter, do hereby swear,

810
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:08,458
state, decree,

811
00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:12,378
and promise to do everything

812
00:54:12,712 --> 00:54:16,549
(man making motorboat sounds)
I am instructed to do.

813
00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:21,679
(laughs) Today, tonight, tomorrow.

814
00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:23,473
Oh, she's making so many mistakes.

815
00:54:23,806 --> 00:54:25,641
And for ever more.

816
00:54:25,975 --> 00:54:26,893
Henceforth.

817
00:54:27,226 --> 00:54:28,478
(typewriter keys typing)

818
00:54:28,811 --> 00:54:30,897
And in the future. (laughs)

819
00:54:31,230 --> 00:54:32,023
- Stop!

820
00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:33,065
- Wonderful!

821
00:54:33,399 --> 00:54:37,069
You passed the test with
flying colors, my dear.

822
00:54:37,403 --> 00:54:40,406
- Ms. Christie, if you'll
continue on with the tests,

823
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,785
I think that I'll go change
into something just a little bit

824
00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:46,829
more fashionable before the others arrive.

825
00:54:47,163 --> 00:54:48,331
- Oh, all right.

826
00:54:48,664 --> 00:54:49,707
(man panting loudly)
- Excuse me.

827
00:54:50,041 --> 00:54:52,835
(guests chattering)

828
00:54:53,169 --> 00:54:54,837
(man making hog-like sounds)

829
00:54:55,171 --> 00:54:56,464
<i>- Mr. Davis?
- Hmm?</i>

830
00:54:57,381 --> 00:55:00,760
- Mr. Davis, come here,
let me talk to you.

831
00:55:01,093 --> 00:55:03,012
Oh dear, here, wipe your mouth.

832
00:55:04,347 --> 00:55:08,518
Now, I think we should devise
another test for Ms. Carter.

833
00:55:11,562 --> 00:55:13,314
- Can I take you away from all this?

834
00:55:14,524 --> 00:55:16,943
- I'd like to, but I
don't want to lose my job.

835
00:55:23,825 --> 00:55:25,076
- Ms. Carter?

836
00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:26,994
Ms. Carter, come here.

837
00:55:27,328 --> 00:55:29,705
(gentle music)

838
00:55:35,586 --> 00:55:37,964
We're going to prepare you
for your serving test, love.

839
00:55:38,297 --> 00:55:38,923
Step up.

840
00:55:40,299 --> 00:55:41,634
That's right, perfect.

841
00:55:41,926 --> 00:55:45,096
Now, just relax. It's okay.

842
00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:47,223
(fabric rustling)

843
00:55:47,557 --> 00:55:50,643
You have too many clothes on,
it's too hot for all those.

844
00:55:50,977 --> 00:55:52,812
Isn't that better already?

845
00:55:53,145 --> 00:55:54,355
Get the back, I'll get this.

846
00:55:54,689 --> 00:55:56,399
Just relax, put your hands
here, there that's good.

847
00:55:56,732 --> 00:55:57,817
Put your hands behind here.

848
00:55:58,150 --> 00:56:00,027
(clothes rustling)

849
00:56:00,361 --> 00:56:02,905
(people chattering)

850
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,532
Get the other one.

851
00:56:07,076 --> 00:56:08,911
I get to do this.

852
00:56:09,245 --> 00:56:10,454
Right.

853
00:56:10,788 --> 00:56:12,540
(lips smacking)

854
00:56:12,874 --> 00:56:13,666
- No!

855
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,126
No!

856
00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:16,419
(guests chattering)

857
00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:17,920
- What?
- What?

858
00:56:18,254 --> 00:56:19,130
- Wait a minute.

859
00:56:20,423 --> 00:56:21,507
- We shouldn't have done this.

860
00:56:21,841 --> 00:56:22,717
We shouldn't have done this to you.

861
00:56:23,050 --> 00:56:24,760
- Thank you for rescuing me.

862
00:56:29,974 --> 00:56:31,183
(lips smacking)

863
00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:33,895
(gentle music)

864
00:56:37,106 --> 00:56:42,028
(lips smacking)
(gentle music)

865
00:56:47,325 --> 00:56:48,910
(zipper sliding)

866
00:56:49,243 --> 00:56:51,621
(gentle music)

867
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,876
(clothes rustling)

868
00:57:08,638 --> 00:57:10,348
(fabric sliding against skin)

869
00:57:20,399 --> 00:57:21,150
(guests chattering)

870
00:57:21,484 --> 00:57:23,402
- Not the best position,
but I guess it'll do.

871
00:57:23,736 --> 00:57:24,654
- That's a lot like one of my friends--

872
00:57:24,987 --> 00:57:25,821
- Hello, everybody!

873
00:57:26,155 --> 00:57:29,116
- (gasps) Well, Mr. Clark!

874
00:57:29,450 --> 00:57:30,284
- Aren't we cute?

875
00:57:30,618 --> 00:57:31,118
- Do you like it?

876
00:57:31,452 --> 00:57:32,536
- I've never seen that one before.

877
00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:34,372
- I picked it out myself.

878
00:57:34,705 --> 00:57:36,123
I got it from George's of Hollywood.

879
00:57:36,457 --> 00:57:37,917
- Oh, love it!
- Oh, George's, yeah.

880
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,086
(Ms. Christie laughs)

881
00:57:40,419 --> 00:57:42,296
- Well, hello there, Mr. Davis.

882
00:57:42,630 --> 00:57:44,465
- Oh, Mr. Clark.

883
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:45,591
(lips smacking)

884
00:57:45,925 --> 00:57:48,427
- Mm, that was nice.
- My, that looks pretty.

885
00:57:48,761 --> 00:57:49,261
- What do you have under there?

886
00:57:49,595 --> 00:57:50,763
- Not as pretty as yours.

887
00:57:51,097 --> 00:57:51,597
- Well.

888
00:57:51,931 --> 00:57:53,557
- Where's Ms. Carter?

889
00:57:53,891 --> 00:57:57,228
- She flunked the serving
test, but she's passing others.

890
00:57:59,021 --> 00:58:01,649
- Yes, I see she got to 69.

891
00:58:01,983 --> 00:58:03,317
- (laughs) She did.

892
00:58:03,651 --> 00:58:06,195
- Well, as long as she got to 69,

893
00:58:06,529 --> 00:58:07,947
why don't we see what we can get to?

894
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,657
- Pardon me, Julie.
- Of course.

895
00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:10,908
- Oh.

896
00:58:11,242 --> 00:58:11,867
- Mm.

897
00:58:12,827 --> 00:58:15,204
Those are so much better
looking than my own.

898
00:58:15,538 --> 00:58:17,248
- Well, I've had them a lot longer

899
00:58:17,581 --> 00:58:19,166
than you've had yours.

900
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:24,213
(lips smacking)
(couch creaking)

901
00:58:24,547 --> 00:58:26,590
- Hm, there we go.

902
00:58:26,924 --> 00:58:28,592
Let me help you with this one.

903
00:58:28,926 --> 00:58:30,886
I just love to take off bottoms.

904
00:58:31,220 --> 00:58:31,721
- Ooh.

905
00:58:32,054 --> 00:58:32,805
- Allow me.

906
00:58:33,931 --> 00:58:35,516
(fabric rustling)

907
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:36,976
- Top or bottom, let me have the top.

908
00:58:37,309 --> 00:58:37,935
- Okay.

909
00:58:38,269 --> 00:58:40,688
(soft music)

910
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:42,481
(loud slurping)

911
00:58:46,068 --> 00:58:50,948
(loud slurping)

912
00:58:52,116 --> 00:58:53,367
(lips smacking)

913
00:58:53,701 --> 00:58:55,119
- That's nice.

914
00:58:55,453 --> 00:58:55,953
Oh.

915
00:58:56,287 --> 00:58:58,289
- Oh, we have Hanoi.

916
00:58:58,622 --> 00:58:59,081
- Oh!

917
00:58:59,415 --> 00:59:01,459
(soft music)

918
00:59:03,794 --> 00:59:04,420
What is this?

919
00:59:04,754 --> 00:59:07,048
- It's a cucumber. I'm a vegetarian.

920
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:08,883
- Well, now you can begin to eat meat.

921
00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:09,800
- Yes.

922
00:59:10,134 --> 00:59:12,219
(man grunting)

923
00:59:12,553 --> 00:59:13,054
- A whip!

924
00:59:13,387 --> 00:59:14,263
- You needed a new one.

925
00:59:14,597 --> 00:59:16,223
- I did, didn't I?
- Yes, I know that.

926
00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:17,058
- Well, that's a nice one.

927
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:18,768
And what have you got?

928
00:59:19,852 --> 00:59:21,020
Ah-ha.

929
00:59:21,353 --> 00:59:22,772
- Ooh hew, yes, yes.

930
00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:23,939
- Hmm, well.

931
00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:25,357
- I don't know what
I'm gonna do with that.

932
00:59:25,691 --> 00:59:26,609
- I do.

933
00:59:26,942 --> 00:59:31,739
(man groaning)
(soft jazz music)

934
00:59:36,452 --> 00:59:41,373
(loud slurping)
(man grunting)

935
00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:44,794
(soft jazz music)

936
00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:56,430
(man groaning and panting
(soft jazz music)

937
01:00:06,190 --> 01:00:11,112
(group panting and moaning)

938
01:00:12,530 --> 01:00:17,451
(man grunting)
(soft jazz music)

939
01:00:22,665 --> 01:00:27,545
(panting and moaning)

940
01:00:31,465 --> 01:00:34,343
(heavy breathing)

941
01:00:43,269 --> 01:00:45,729
(men panting and grunting)

942
01:00:46,063 --> 01:00:47,982
- "And then Mr. Clark--"

943
01:00:49,567 --> 01:00:51,152
Maybe I shouldn't go on.

944
01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:52,903
Surely that's too hot to print.

945
01:00:53,237 --> 01:00:54,655
- (chuckles) Don't worry,
you get worse than that.

946
01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:57,825
- [Woman] I can't believe
that this really happened.

947
01:00:59,118 --> 01:00:59,743
- Most of them don't.

948
01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:02,121
They just make it up to see
if they can get it printed.

949
01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:03,289
Tell you what:

950
01:01:03,622 --> 01:01:04,874
Put that one aside. If we
don't get anything better,

951
01:01:05,207 --> 01:01:06,917
we'll clean it up later.

952
01:01:07,251 --> 01:01:07,960
- Okay.

953
01:01:08,294 --> 01:01:10,045
Some people sure have interesting lives.

954
01:01:10,379 --> 01:01:13,215
- You do the next one, I
need to take a pee. (groans)

955
01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,217
- Don't fall asleep again.

956
01:01:16,302 --> 01:01:18,971
(paper rustling)

957
01:01:21,807 --> 01:01:22,933
"Dear Colette,

958
01:01:23,267 --> 01:01:25,686
My friends and I were at
the pool a while back,

959
01:01:26,020 --> 01:01:27,897
making the most of the late autumn sun.”

960
01:01:28,230 --> 01:01:30,858
(water splashing)

961
01:01:49,627 --> 01:01:52,296
(chair rattling)

962
01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:57,718
(magazine slapping)

963
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,013
- Do you fancy him?

964
01:02:01,347 --> 01:02:02,431
- No, do you?

965
01:02:02,765 --> 01:02:04,475
- No, but I'd do him.

966
01:02:27,873 --> 01:02:30,542
(chair rattling)

967
01:02:30,876 --> 01:02:32,711
- [Jo] I bet he's got a
sword on him like a horse.

968
01:02:33,045 --> 01:02:35,506
- Oh, Jo, you're so crude.

969
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,800
- Probably need a microscope to find it.

970
01:02:38,133 --> 01:02:40,427
- No, you can see from his
shorts that he's built.

971
01:02:41,595 --> 01:02:43,264
- He's probably just got old socks

972
01:02:43,597 --> 01:02:44,974
stuffed down there to fool us.

973
01:02:45,307 --> 01:02:49,687
- That's an awfully funny
shape for socks. (chuckles)

974
01:02:52,481 --> 01:02:55,567
- I wonder why he's so
cold, so unapproachable.

975
01:02:55,901 --> 01:02:58,779
- Yeah, he just sits there,
like he's made of stone.

976
01:03:02,783 --> 01:03:04,201
- Do you know anyone who's been with him?

977
01:03:04,535 --> 01:03:06,370
- Well, my sister has a
friend who has a sister

978
01:03:06,704 --> 01:03:08,580
who has a friend who
said she dated him once.

979
01:03:08,914 --> 01:03:09,456
And she said--

980
01:03:09,790 --> 01:03:11,542
- Ah, you can't believe that.

981
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,127
- [Jo] Maybe he's queer.

982
01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:14,586
- Could be.

983
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,839
You know, they appear tough and masculine.

984
01:03:17,172 --> 01:03:18,716
The big macho bit.

985
01:03:19,049 --> 01:03:21,969
- No, he couldn't be queer, could he?

986
01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:23,929
I mean, surely it would show.

987
01:03:24,263 --> 01:03:25,764
- Might be a closet queen.

988
01:03:26,098 --> 01:03:27,516
- Well, whatever he is,

989
01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,393
we might as well be the
three ugly ducklings

990
01:03:29,727 --> 01:03:31,729
for all the notice he takes of us.

991
01:03:39,361 --> 01:03:41,697
- There must be a way.

992
01:03:42,031 --> 01:03:44,116
- [Woman] Why don't you
pretend to get sunstroke?

993
01:03:44,450 --> 01:03:45,909
- Ha, funny.

994
01:03:46,243 --> 01:03:47,870
All he'd do is call an ambulance.

995
01:03:48,203 --> 01:03:48,996
- Hey, that's it!

996
01:03:49,330 --> 01:03:50,247
- [Woman] That's what?

997
01:03:50,581 --> 01:03:51,582
- I just had an idea.

998
01:03:51,915 --> 01:03:52,541
- Well, come on!

999
01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:55,336
- Why don't one of us get out
there and pretend to drown?

1000
01:03:55,669 --> 01:03:57,421
He'll have to come out
then, and once he's there...

1001
01:03:57,755 --> 01:03:59,340
- Great, go to it.

1002
01:03:59,673 --> 01:04:02,676
- Hey, I wasn't volunteering,
I only said one of us.

1003
01:04:03,010 --> 01:04:04,261
How about Samantha?

1004
01:04:04,595 --> 01:04:05,262
- I can't swim.

1005
01:04:05,596 --> 01:04:06,930
- Well, that's even better.

1006
01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:10,184
It'll be all the more realistic
when you start to drown.

1007
01:04:10,517 --> 01:04:11,685
- Funny.

1008
01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:12,978
- Why don't we draw lots?

1009
01:04:13,312 --> 01:04:15,105
The long straw gets the job.

1010
01:04:15,439 --> 01:04:16,315
- Okay.

1011
01:04:16,648 --> 01:04:17,232
- Well, okay.

1012
01:04:17,566 --> 01:04:19,735
But I'm serious about
not being able to swim.

1013
01:04:31,497 --> 01:04:33,123
- Looks like you've got the job.

1014
01:04:33,457 --> 01:04:35,376
- Look, even if you can't
trick him into anything,

1015
01:04:35,709 --> 01:04:37,294
at least try and grab a handful.

1016
01:04:37,628 --> 01:04:39,630
I've just got to know.

1017
01:04:39,963 --> 01:04:41,215
- Charming. Well, what do I do?

1018
01:04:41,548 --> 01:04:43,175
- Wave your arms around, yell "help!"

1019
01:04:43,509 --> 01:04:44,635
He'll be in like a shot.

1020
01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:46,720
- Well, what about when he gets to me?

1021
01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:48,555
- Just let nature take its course.

1022
01:04:50,224 --> 01:04:50,974
(chair creaks)

1023
01:04:53,227 --> 01:04:54,269
- You sure this is right?

1024
01:04:54,603 --> 01:04:56,939
- [Woman] Of course it's
right! Get in there, kid!

1025
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,912
(water sloshing)

1026
01:05:16,834 --> 01:05:20,003
- Help, help, help, help!

1027
01:05:20,337 --> 01:05:23,215
(funky bongo music)

1028
01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:29,179
Ah! Help, help, help!

1029
01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:33,016
(funky music)

1030
01:05:33,350 --> 01:05:35,978
(water splashing)

1031
01:05:37,146 --> 01:05:42,067
(funky organ music)
(water splashing)

1032
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:56,457
(water splashing loudly)

1033
01:05:56,790 --> 01:06:01,587
(funky music)
(water splashing)

1034
01:06:10,262 --> 01:06:15,017
(water sloshing loudly)

1035
01:06:25,402 --> 01:06:30,324
(funky music)
(water splashing)

1036
01:07:03,482 --> 01:07:08,362
(music cont.)
(water splashing)

1037
01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:42,854
(water splashing)

1038
01:07:51,446 --> 01:07:53,490
(tray crashing)

1039
01:07:53,824 --> 01:07:58,620
(water splashing)
(funky keyboard music)

1040
01:08:19,266 --> 01:08:24,187
(water splashing)
(music cont.)

1041
01:08:28,317 --> 01:08:33,071
(water splashing)

1042
01:08:47,085 --> 01:08:51,965
(water splashing)

1043
01:09:00,932 --> 01:09:04,770
(water splashing loudly)

1044
01:09:05,103 --> 01:09:09,900
(water splashing)
(instrumental music cont.)

1045
01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:20,118
(lips smacking)

1046
01:09:20,452 --> 01:09:22,245
(water splashing loudly)

1047
01:09:22,579 --> 01:09:25,207
(whistle blowing)

1048
01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:27,918
(clink)

1049
01:09:29,628 --> 01:09:31,380
- "Now I'm worried in case the lifeguard

1050
01:09:31,713 --> 01:09:34,424
blows the whistle on us and
tells the pool authorities.

1051
01:09:34,758 --> 01:09:35,926
If we're not allowed into the pool,

1052
01:09:36,259 --> 01:09:38,428
I'll just never learn how to swim.

1053
01:09:38,762 --> 01:09:40,389
Yours, Sinking Fast."

1054
01:09:40,722 --> 01:09:41,807
(paper rustling)

1055
01:09:42,140 --> 01:09:42,766
Let's see...

1056
01:09:44,559 --> 01:09:47,187
"Why bother to learn how to swim?

1057
01:09:47,521 --> 01:09:49,272
Seems to me you're going to have much more

1058
01:09:49,606 --> 01:09:50,565
fun the other way.

1059
01:09:50,899 --> 01:09:53,193
Otherwise, join the divers' union.

1060
01:09:53,527 --> 01:09:54,736
Signed, Colette."

1061
01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:56,238
Hey, that's not bad.

1062
01:09:56,571 --> 01:09:58,657
- (sighs) Well, that's better.

1063
01:09:58,990 --> 01:09:59,491
How did you go?

1064
01:09:59,825 --> 01:10:00,325
- Okay.

1065
01:10:00,659 --> 01:10:04,621
Was one about learning
how to swim. The hard way.

1066
01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:07,582
(bottle clanging)

1067
01:10:08,583 --> 01:10:09,710
Tell me another one, Harry.

1068
01:10:10,043 --> 01:10:11,461
- Here we go.

1069
01:10:12,421 --> 01:10:15,257
"Dear Colette, I'm writing
to you about an experience |

1070
01:10:15,590 --> 01:10:16,591
had some time ago.

1071
01:10:16,925 --> 01:10:20,512
I was just 16 at the time,
but very naive for my age.

1072
01:10:20,846 --> 01:10:22,764
It was after the annual
family get together.

1073
01:10:23,098 --> 01:10:25,308
I was alone downstairs, doing my homework,

1074
01:10:25,642 --> 01:10:26,685
when I got to wondering where Mommy

1075
01:10:27,018 --> 01:10:28,061
and Uncle Fred had got to."

1076
01:10:28,395 --> 01:10:31,273
(gentle piano music)

1077
01:10:38,697 --> 01:10:41,533
(distant creaking)

1078
01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:46,329
(gentle piano music)

1079
01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:52,753
(rustling)

1080
01:10:57,299 --> 01:11:00,135
(distant creaking)

1081
01:11:03,305 --> 01:11:06,308
(gentle piano music)

1082
01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:18,570
(distant moaning)

1083
01:11:35,378 --> 01:11:40,300
(loud panting)
(gentle piano music)

1084
01:11:45,055 --> 01:11:47,724
(couple moaning)

1085
01:11:51,937 --> 01:11:53,271
(button unclasping)

1086
01:11:53,605 --> 01:11:54,231
(fabric rustling)

1087
01:12:00,612 --> 01:12:05,492
(woman panting)
(couple moaning)

1088
01:12:12,916 --> 01:12:15,585
(man hissing)

1089
01:12:15,919 --> 01:12:18,463
(couple moaning)

1090
01:12:26,596 --> 01:12:28,807
(woman loudly panting and moaning)

1091
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:43,113
(couple moaning)

1092
01:12:44,364 --> 01:12:45,365
(man loudly moaning)

1093
01:12:53,707 --> 01:12:58,628
(man hissing)
(couple moaning)

1094
01:13:10,765 --> 01:13:12,267
(doorknob clicking)
(body thudding)

1095
01:13:12,601 --> 01:13:13,768
- Virginia!I

1096
01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,813
- And just what do you think
you're doing there, Virginia?

1097
01:13:17,981 --> 01:13:18,732
(door thuds)

1098
01:13:19,691 --> 01:13:20,984
Well?

1099
01:13:21,318 --> 01:13:21,943
-Um.

1100
01:13:23,069 --> 01:13:25,739
(stammering) |...I'm
wondering where you were.

1101
01:13:26,072 --> 01:13:26,990
- I see, I see.

1102
01:13:27,324 --> 01:13:29,326
I think it's about time your mother

1103
01:13:29,659 --> 01:13:31,077
had a little frank talk with you.

1104
01:13:35,707 --> 01:13:39,252
- Really, Fred, this is
hardly the time or the place.

1105
01:13:39,586 --> 01:13:40,086
- Come now, Frances.

1106
01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,964
You owe your stepdaughter an explanation.

1107
01:13:43,298 --> 01:13:47,761
- (sighs) When I married
your daddy four years ago,

1108
01:13:48,094 --> 01:13:51,473
you were already grown up.

1109
01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:55,018
Did your real mother ever
explain to you certain things

1110
01:13:55,352 --> 01:13:57,562
about men and women?

1111
01:13:59,105 --> 01:14:01,608
- Well, Daddy left Mommy
when I was still young,

1112
01:14:01,942 --> 01:14:03,151
and he took me with him.

1113
01:14:03,485 --> 01:14:05,737
- Yes, yes, I forgot.

1114
01:14:06,071 --> 01:14:09,908
Well, would you like to ask
me any questions about...

1115
01:14:10,241 --> 01:14:11,242
- Why Uncle Fred's here?

1116
01:14:12,202 --> 01:14:14,287
- Partly that.

1117
01:14:14,621 --> 01:14:18,291
What I mean is...what we were doing here.

1118
01:14:18,625 --> 01:14:19,459
- Oh, you mean the screwing.

1119
01:14:19,793 --> 01:14:21,252
I know all about that.

1120
01:14:21,586 --> 01:14:22,212
- Oh?

1121
01:14:23,964 --> 01:14:26,216
- But what I don't understand was

1122
01:14:26,549 --> 01:14:29,094
what Uncle Ben was doing
standing by the bed.

1123
01:14:29,427 --> 01:14:30,637
- Oh dear.

1124
01:14:30,971 --> 01:14:31,513
Well.

1125
01:14:31,846 --> 01:14:36,643
- That, my dear, is just
another part of lovemaking.

1126
01:14:37,143 --> 01:14:41,856
We must use our bodies
in all sorts of ways.

1127
01:14:42,190 --> 01:14:45,735
We must treat our bodies
like the finely-tuned

1128
01:14:46,069 --> 01:14:48,154
instruments they are.

1129
01:14:48,488 --> 01:14:48,989
(lips smacking)

1130
01:14:49,322 --> 01:14:50,657
We must not be ashamed of anything

1131
01:14:50,991 --> 01:14:52,951
our bodies find pleasure in.

1132
01:14:53,284 --> 01:14:58,081
(lips smacking)
(hands rubbing)

1133
01:14:59,541 --> 01:15:00,834
(fabric rustling)

1134
01:15:05,463 --> 01:15:06,506
(lips smacking)

1135
01:15:27,235 --> 01:15:30,905
(hands rubbing)

1136
01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:34,034
No, no, my dear, let's not be selfish.

1137
01:15:35,368 --> 01:15:36,995
How about Frances?

1138
01:15:37,328 --> 01:15:37,954
- Frances?

1139
01:15:45,712 --> 01:15:48,381
- You see, you better
stop calling her Mommy

1140
01:15:48,715 --> 01:15:50,675
because she's not your real mother.

1141
01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:53,470
Why don't you treat
her like a real friend?

1142
01:15:53,803 --> 01:15:56,598
(bedsheets rustling)

1143
01:15:56,931 --> 01:15:57,766
(lips smacking)

1144
01:15:58,099 --> 01:16:00,060
(bed creaking)

1145
01:16:03,146 --> 01:16:06,649
And now, my dear, why I was
standing by the bed before

1146
01:16:06,983 --> 01:16:09,778
was so that Frances could kiss my...

1147
01:16:10,111 --> 01:16:11,488
- Your...your...?

1148
01:16:11,821 --> 01:16:13,198
- [Fred] Precisely.

1149
01:16:16,534 --> 01:16:21,456
(lips smacking)
(mouth slurping)

1150
01:16:24,793 --> 01:16:28,588
(slurping continues)

1151
01:16:49,567 --> 01:16:52,570
(gentle piano music)

1152
01:16:58,535 --> 01:17:01,913
(water bed sloshing)

1153
01:17:14,175 --> 01:17:17,929
(water bed sloshing)

1154
01:17:29,149 --> 01:17:32,360
(gentle piano music cont.)

1155
01:17:45,081 --> 01:17:49,961
(sound of skin against skin)
(gentle piano music)

1156
01:18:03,641 --> 01:18:08,563
(soft slurping sounds)
(gentle piano music)

1157
01:18:23,578 --> 01:18:28,499
(slurping)

1158
01:18:29,125 --> 01:18:32,170
(bed sheets rustling)

1159
01:18:33,463 --> 01:18:36,466
(gentle piano music)

1160
01:18:38,676 --> 01:18:39,510
(stuffed toy thuds)

1161
01:18:39,844 --> 01:18:40,428
- "Now that I'm older,

1162
01:18:40,762 --> 01:18:44,390
I find I'm hopeless in bed
unless I have Fluffy watching.

1163
01:18:44,724 --> 01:18:47,227
Some of my dates are beginning to wonder.

1164
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,771
How can I make Mommy and
Uncle Fred give him back?

1165
01:18:50,104 --> 01:18:51,940
"Signed, Restless.”

1166
01:18:52,273 --> 01:18:54,275
- She should have stuck
with happy families.

1167
01:18:55,276 --> 01:18:58,029
The family that plays
together, stays together.

1168
01:18:58,363 --> 01:18:59,906
I guess she just has to leave home.

1169
01:19:00,823 --> 01:19:02,867
- I don't think

1170
01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:05,787
Uncle Fred would go for
that. (clears throat)

1171
01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:10,250
- And we can suggest she
stops playing with her Fluffy.

1172
01:19:10,583 --> 01:19:11,960
My heart bleeds.

1173
01:19:13,294 --> 01:19:14,045
That'll do.

1174
01:19:17,507 --> 01:19:20,677
(paper rustling)

1175
01:19:21,010 --> 01:19:25,807
(more paper rustling)

1176
01:19:27,058 --> 01:19:28,476
"Dear Colette,

1177
01:19:28,810 --> 01:19:30,728
I don't quite know how you define a virgin

1178
01:19:31,062 --> 01:19:34,524
when you're referring to a
guy. All guys masturbate.”

1179
01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:35,858
Can we get away with that, Harry?

1180
01:19:36,192 --> 01:19:37,485
- Yes, sounds like a medical term.

1181
01:19:37,819 --> 01:19:39,320
They're always good value.

1182
01:19:39,654 --> 01:19:41,155
- Oh, where was 1?

1183
01:19:41,489 --> 01:19:44,075
"Masturbate -- but until
the other day, I hadn't

1184
01:19:44,409 --> 01:19:46,035
scored properly with a girl.

1185
01:19:46,369 --> 01:19:48,579
Carol and I had taken
a ride to the country,

1186
01:19:48,913 --> 01:19:50,832
and we'd found a spot to neck a little.”

1187
01:19:51,165 --> 01:19:53,668
(birds chirping)

1188
01:20:08,308 --> 01:20:13,229
(clothes rustling)
(lips smacking)

1189
01:20:18,735 --> 01:20:21,404
(birds chirping)

1190
01:20:27,744 --> 01:20:28,911
- Now, Sterling,

1191
01:20:29,245 --> 01:20:31,873
we're not going to start
that again, are we?

1192
01:20:32,206 --> 01:20:34,167
- Carol, there's no one around here.

1193
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:34,959
No one's gonna come.

1194
01:20:35,293 --> 01:20:36,085
- That's for sure.

1195
01:20:37,170 --> 01:20:41,049
- (sighs) Look, we've been going
steady now for three years.

1196
01:20:41,382 --> 01:20:43,885
Don't you think that we should
get into something more?

1197
01:20:44,218 --> 01:20:46,387
- Sterling, you know I
swore on Mother's death bed

1198
01:20:46,721 --> 01:20:49,724
that I would remain a virgin
until the day I married.

1199
01:20:50,058 --> 01:20:52,143
- Jesus, Carol, if my nuts get any tighter

1200
01:20:52,477 --> 01:20:54,687
I'll be able to use them as golf balls.

1201
01:20:55,021 --> 01:20:56,522
And they hurt.

1202
01:20:56,856 --> 01:20:58,358
- I can't help that.

1203
01:20:58,691 --> 01:20:59,609
- Come on, Carol.

1204
01:20:59,942 --> 01:21:01,819
It's not like you're
going to get pregnant.

1205
01:21:03,321 --> 01:21:04,322
You're even on the pill.

1206
01:21:04,655 --> 01:21:08,117
- Mommy told me to take them
in case I ever got raped.

1207
01:21:08,451 --> 01:21:09,077
- Rape?

1208
01:21:09,410 --> 01:21:10,828
Raped?

1209
01:21:11,162 --> 01:21:12,413
I should be so lucky.

1210
01:21:12,747 --> 01:21:15,083
- Now, Sterling, get a hold of yourself.

1211
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:16,376
- That's the whole goddamn problem.

1212
01:21:16,709 --> 01:21:18,669
I spend too much time holding myself.

1213
01:21:19,837 --> 01:21:21,631
(engine revving)

1214
01:21:21,964 --> 01:21:24,092
You don't think I understand.

1215
01:21:24,425 --> 01:21:25,635
Well, that's where you're wrong.

1216
01:21:25,968 --> 01:21:27,136
You're not the only one, you know.

1217
01:21:27,470 --> 01:21:29,055
- It's perfectly all right with me

1218
01:21:29,389 --> 01:21:30,640
if you take other girls out.

1219
01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:32,016
- That's not what I mean.

1220
01:21:33,059 --> 01:21:35,728
(tires rumbling)

1221
01:21:39,982 --> 01:21:42,402
I was saving myself for you, big deal.

1222
01:21:42,735 --> 01:21:43,778
- You don't mean?

1223
01:21:44,112 --> 01:21:45,696
- Yeah, I'm a goddamn virgin, too.

1224
01:21:46,656 --> 01:21:49,325
(engine revving, tires rumbling)

1225
01:21:53,871 --> 01:21:55,164
- Saving yourself, huh?

1226
01:21:56,707 --> 01:21:58,793
Poor baby, let Momma help.

1227
01:22:00,044 --> 01:22:02,630
(motor humming)

1228
01:22:03,589 --> 01:22:08,511
(belt unbuckling)
(funky bongo music)

1229
01:22:11,097 --> 01:22:14,016
(zipper sliding)

1230
01:22:15,226 --> 01:22:17,728
(funky music)

1231
01:22:21,315 --> 01:22:24,277
(tires screeching)

1232
01:22:24,610 --> 01:22:27,405
(slurping)

1233
01:22:27,738 --> 01:22:30,450
(tires screeching)

1234
01:22:31,909 --> 01:22:33,244
(slurping)

1235
01:22:33,578 --> 01:22:35,079
(tires screeching)

1236
01:22:35,413 --> 01:22:36,372
(slurping)

1237
01:22:36,706 --> 01:22:38,332
(tires screeching)

1238
01:22:38,666 --> 01:22:43,463
(lips smacking)
(belt rattling)

1239
01:22:45,256 --> 01:22:46,007
(engine humming)

1240
01:22:47,133 --> 01:22:49,719
(tires screeching)

1241
01:22:50,052 --> 01:22:52,889
(funky jazz music)
(belt rattling)

1242
01:22:53,222 --> 01:22:55,892
(tires screeching)

1243
01:22:57,435 --> 01:22:59,562
(jazz music cont.)

1244
01:22:59,896 --> 01:23:02,273
(tires screeching)

1245
01:23:02,607 --> 01:23:07,403
(slurping)
(jazz music cont.)

1246
01:23:08,404 --> 01:23:11,449
(tires screeching)

1247
01:23:11,782 --> 01:23:16,579
(wet sucking sounds)
(jazz music cont.)

1248
01:23:18,706 --> 01:23:21,751
(tires screeching)

1249
01:23:22,084 --> 01:23:24,545
(wet sucking sounds)

1250
01:23:25,713 --> 01:23:28,508
(tires screeching)

1251
01:23:29,675 --> 01:23:32,345
(engine revving)

1252
01:23:37,642 --> 01:23:40,603
(slurping)
(funky bongos)

1253
01:23:40,937 --> 01:23:44,982
(car crashing)
(metal clanging)

1254
01:23:45,316 --> 01:23:46,984
(wet sucking sounds)

1255
01:23:48,027 --> 01:23:50,112
(woman panting and gasping)

1256
01:23:50,446 --> 01:23:51,739
Bust all over me!

1257
01:23:53,950 --> 01:23:56,953
Oh, what a shame to waste
such a beautiful thing.

1258
01:24:11,467 --> 01:24:14,136
(seats creaking)

1259
01:24:17,723 --> 01:24:20,810
(wet sounds)

1260
01:24:34,699 --> 01:24:37,118
- "Since then, I can't get
it off unless I'm in the car,

1261
01:24:37,451 --> 01:24:39,412
laying Carol across the back seats,

1262
01:24:39,745 --> 01:24:40,788
just like in the country.

1263
01:24:41,122 --> 01:24:43,708
And she needs a fast
drive to get her going.

1264
01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:45,459
The neighbors have got together a petition

1265
01:24:45,793 --> 01:24:47,378
to run us off the block.

1266
01:24:47,712 --> 01:24:50,256
They say the noise of the
wheelies is keeping them awake.

1267
01:24:50,590 --> 01:24:52,633
What's more, they say I
have to put up a fence

1268
01:24:52,967 --> 01:24:55,261
so they can't see what
we do in the driveway.

1269
01:24:55,595 --> 01:24:57,263
Help, Backseat Driver."

1270
01:25:05,104 --> 01:25:05,855
Let's see.

1271
01:25:07,481 --> 01:25:09,066
"Dear Backseat Driver,

1272
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,028
Forget the car, take the
seats into the house,

1273
01:25:12,361 --> 01:25:15,406
and get some old, oily
rags so it smells the same.

1274
01:25:17,033 --> 01:25:20,703
Better still, keep
doing what you're doing,

1275
01:25:21,037 --> 01:25:24,874
but have someone sell the
neighbors tickets to watch.

1276
01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,168
Signed, Colette."

1277
01:25:27,501 --> 01:25:28,961
What a load of rubbish.

1278
01:25:29,295 --> 01:25:33,132
- (grunts) Well, I told you, didn't I?

1279
01:25:34,175 --> 01:25:36,552
(paper rustling)

1280
01:25:36,886 --> 01:25:38,846
- Now, I never tried that before.

1281
01:25:41,057 --> 01:25:43,142
Must be awfully hard on your back.

1282
01:25:44,602 --> 01:25:45,478
How are we going for numbers?

1283
01:25:45,811 --> 01:25:50,066
- Oh, nine so far if you
count that gang bang number we

1284
01:25:50,399 --> 01:25:51,692
said we'd leave till later.

1285
01:25:53,110 --> 01:25:54,945
- Okay, lucky last.

1286
01:25:55,279 --> 01:25:55,863
(papers rustling)

1287
01:25:56,197 --> 01:25:56,781
Let's hope it's a juicy one.

1288
01:25:57,114 --> 01:25:58,824
- No, no, you read it.

1289
01:25:59,158 --> 01:26:01,702
(paper rustling)

1290
01:26:05,122 --> 01:26:06,415
- "Dear Colette,

1291
01:26:06,749 --> 01:26:09,585
I was always brought up a
strict Catholic, and I've always

1292
01:26:09,919 --> 01:26:12,713
tried to live by the strict
teachings of the church.

1293
01:26:13,047 --> 01:26:14,840
But lustful thoughts about boys I know

1294
01:26:15,174 --> 01:26:16,759
seem to occupy my mind.

1295
01:26:17,927 --> 01:26:20,805
Until recently, I'd never
let a boy even touch me,

1296
01:26:21,138 --> 01:26:22,890
but I couldn't stop thinking about it.

1297
01:26:24,100 --> 01:26:25,351
One day I thought I just had to

1298
01:26:25,685 --> 01:26:27,561
visit the church to confess."

1299
01:26:27,895 --> 01:26:30,439
(heels clacking)

1300
01:26:35,027 --> 01:26:37,988
(solemn organ music)

1301
01:26:41,742 --> 01:26:44,412
(heels clacking)

1302
01:27:03,472 --> 01:27:06,434
(solemn organ music)

1303
01:27:27,747 --> 01:27:32,668
(heels clacking)
(solemn organ music)

1304
01:27:41,135 --> 01:27:43,471
(door creaking)

1305
01:27:43,804 --> 01:27:46,682
(solemn organ music)

1306
01:27:50,102 --> 01:27:52,938
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

1307
01:27:53,272 --> 01:27:56,150
(solemn organ music)

1308
01:27:58,611 --> 01:28:00,863
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

1309
01:28:02,406 --> 01:28:04,074
- [Priest] Yes, my child?

1310
01:28:04,408 --> 01:28:05,826
- I have sinned, Father.

1311
01:28:07,077 --> 01:28:08,704
- [Priest] Yes, my child.

1312
01:28:11,081 --> 01:28:13,417
- I've harbored secret lusts.

1313
01:28:13,751 --> 01:28:15,085
- [Priest] Go on, my child.

1314
01:28:17,755 --> 01:28:20,174
- Well, I am a virgin, Father,

1315
01:28:20,508 --> 01:28:22,218
as the teachings of the church

1316
01:28:22,551 --> 01:28:24,678
would have me remain until I'm married.

1317
01:28:25,012 --> 01:28:26,555
- [Priest] Absolutely, my child.

1318
01:28:28,599 --> 01:28:31,769
- But, I have lusted after a man.

1319
01:28:33,145 --> 01:28:35,022
- [Priest] Who is this man, my child?

1320
01:28:35,356 --> 01:28:38,275
- Oh, don't make me tell you that.

1321
01:28:38,609 --> 01:28:41,237
- [Priest] You must for your
sins to be fully forgiven.

1322
01:28:43,906 --> 01:28:46,742
- Well, it's Joe.

1323
01:28:50,120 --> 01:28:52,122
Joe, the church janitor.

1324
01:28:53,123 --> 01:28:56,210
- It is perfectly natural
for a healthy, young woman

1325
01:28:56,544 --> 01:28:57,461
to feel like that.

1326
01:28:58,796 --> 01:29:00,422
- [Imogene] That's not all, Father.

1327
01:29:01,507 --> 01:29:03,008
- Goon.

1328
01:29:03,342 --> 01:29:05,928
- [Imogene] Well, I've
committed a sin of the flesh.

1329
01:29:07,263 --> 01:29:09,098
- But you are a virgin, my child.

1330
01:29:09,431 --> 01:29:10,140
- Oh, yes.

1331
01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:16,021
Well, I've committed
the sin of self abuse.

1332
01:29:16,981 --> 01:29:18,691
- [Joe] When was this, my child?

1333
01:29:20,401 --> 01:29:21,610
- At night.

1334
01:29:21,944 --> 01:29:23,070
- [Joe] Last night?

1335
01:29:24,029 --> 01:29:25,364
- Every night.

1336
01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:26,323
- Every night?

1337
01:29:26,657 --> 01:29:28,868
(clears throat) Every night?

1338
01:29:29,994 --> 01:29:30,953
- Yes, Father.

1339
01:29:32,037 --> 01:29:35,541
I lay in bed and I think of Joe and...

1340
01:29:36,917 --> 01:29:38,669
I just can't help myself.

1341
01:29:39,003 --> 01:29:41,547
I just can't resist and... (sighs)

1342
01:29:41,881 --> 01:29:43,716
Oh, Father, I'm so wicked.

1343
01:29:44,049 --> 01:29:44,800
I just...

1344
01:29:45,134 --> 01:29:47,052
(sighs) I'm beyond forgiving.

1345
01:29:47,386 --> 01:29:49,680
- Of course you are not, my child.

1346
01:29:51,849 --> 01:29:55,060
Touching oneself is
not such an evil thing.

1347
01:29:57,104 --> 01:29:58,772
- [Imogene] That's not all, Father.

1348
01:29:59,815 --> 01:30:01,233
- What else, then?

1349
01:30:02,776 --> 01:30:07,072
- Well, I don't just touch myself.

1350
01:30:09,909 --> 01:30:10,659
I...

1351
01:30:11,744 --> 01:30:13,871
Well, sometimes I use...

1352
01:30:14,204 --> 01:30:14,914
- [Joe] Yes, yes.

1353
01:30:18,417 --> 01:30:23,339
- Well, sometimes I use these rubber...

1354
01:30:24,298 --> 01:30:25,633
- Device?

1355
01:30:25,966 --> 01:30:26,717
- Yes, Father.

1356
01:30:28,093 --> 01:30:30,971
Oh, how I've sinned, how wicked | am!

1357
01:30:33,015 --> 01:30:33,766
Father?

1358
01:30:35,893 --> 01:30:37,144
- You will be forgiven.

1359
01:30:38,729 --> 01:30:41,357
Go to the sacristy and await me there.

1360
01:30:41,690 --> 01:30:44,276
Kneeling, and with your face hidden.

1361
01:30:46,987 --> 01:30:48,822
- And I will be forgiven?

1362
01:30:49,156 --> 01:30:50,783
- Yes, my child.

1363
01:30:53,077 --> 01:30:54,203
- Thank you, Father.

1364
01:30:55,245 --> 01:30:58,248
(solemn organ music)

1365
01:31:01,168 --> 01:31:04,129
(heels clacking)
(door creaking)

1366
01:31:04,463 --> 01:31:07,341
(solemn organ music)

1367
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:15,557
(distant banging)

1368
01:31:15,891 --> 01:31:18,769
(solemn organ music)

1369
01:31:41,834 --> 01:31:44,962
(footsteps pattering)

1370
01:31:45,295 --> 01:31:48,257
- Now, we will kneel together and pray.

1371
01:31:49,591 --> 01:31:50,676
- Yes, Father.

1372
01:31:53,554 --> 01:31:56,265
- You must relive this sinful experience.

1373
01:31:58,100 --> 01:31:59,560
- Yes, Father.

1374
01:31:59,893 --> 01:32:02,521
- You must abase yourself
in the eyes of the Lord

1375
01:32:02,855 --> 01:32:04,398
and appear truly repentant.

1376
01:32:04,732 --> 01:32:05,607
(fabric rustling)

1377
01:32:05,941 --> 01:32:07,443
- I will.

1378
01:32:07,776 --> 01:32:09,069
- And keep your face hidden.

1379
01:32:10,821 --> 01:32:11,572
- Yes.

1380
01:32:13,282 --> 01:32:16,035
- Now, remove your undergarment.

1381
01:32:20,456 --> 01:32:23,292
(fabric rustling)

1382
01:32:25,461 --> 01:32:26,211
Now,

1383
01:32:27,379 --> 01:32:28,505
recount your sin.

1384
01:32:31,133 --> 01:32:31,884
- Well.

1385
01:32:33,343 --> 01:32:36,972
I lie in bed at night and I think of Joe,

1386
01:32:38,098 --> 01:32:40,726
and I think of him being hard.

1387
01:32:42,102 --> 01:32:43,896
And I think of his smell.

1388
01:32:44,980 --> 01:32:46,774
And I think of his maleness.

1389
01:32:47,816 --> 01:32:50,778
And I think of his foxiness,

1390
01:32:51,111 --> 01:32:54,156
and I just can't help myself.

1391
01:32:54,490 --> 01:32:55,282
(heavy panting)

1392
01:32:55,616 --> 01:32:57,409
Oh, that church janitor.

1393
01:32:58,368 --> 01:32:59,578
- Goon.

1394
01:32:59,912 --> 01:33:02,790
You must speak freely in
the hearing of the Lord.

1395
01:33:03,123 --> 01:33:05,876
- (sighs) Well...

1396
01:33:06,210 --> 01:33:08,587
I think of his cock

1397
01:33:08,921 --> 01:33:10,589
and I think of it...

1398
01:33:10,923 --> 01:33:11,423
(woman moaning)

1399
01:33:11,757 --> 01:33:13,133
Oh Father!

1400
01:33:14,384 --> 01:33:15,135
Oh!

1401
01:33:16,470 --> 01:33:17,221
Oh!

1402
01:33:18,138 --> 01:33:22,434
Oh, I didn't think it was
like this. (gasps in pleasure)

1403
01:33:22,768 --> 01:33:24,561
- All right, my child.

1404
01:33:24,895 --> 01:33:26,230
- Oh, oh!

1405
01:33:26,563 --> 01:33:27,064
- [Joe] One.

1406
01:33:27,397 --> 01:33:31,401
- Oh, you go on. (laughs)

1407
01:33:31,735 --> 01:33:32,653
Oh!

1408
01:33:32,986 --> 01:33:37,032
Oh, it's much better with a man! (shouts)

1409
01:33:37,366 --> 01:33:37,991
Oh!

1410
01:33:39,368 --> 01:33:40,828
Oh!

1411
01:33:41,161 --> 01:33:43,122
Oh, Father, Father!

1412
01:33:43,455 --> 01:33:46,375
(loud moaning and panting)

1413
01:33:46,708 --> 01:33:50,754
Oh, oh! (moaning)

1414
01:33:51,088 --> 01:33:53,841
Oh! (moaning)

1415
01:33:54,174 --> 01:33:54,800
Oh, oh!

1416
01:33:57,219 --> 01:33:59,805
(woman moaning)

1417
01:34:01,598 --> 01:34:04,643
(heavy breathing)

1418
01:34:08,021 --> 01:34:12,359
Joe! Oh! (moans)

1419
01:34:12,693 --> 01:34:15,070
Oh my. (moans)

1420
01:34:16,697 --> 01:34:18,073
Oh!

1421
01:34:18,407 --> 01:34:19,199
Oh!

1422
01:34:19,533 --> 01:34:22,661
Forgive me! (laughs)

1423
01:34:22,995 --> 01:34:23,620
(woman moans)

1424
01:34:23,954 --> 01:34:27,291
Oh, oh, oh!

1425
01:34:28,250 --> 01:34:29,501
Give it to me!

1426
01:34:29,835 --> 01:34:34,631
Oh, oh, oh! (laughs)

1427
01:34:37,634 --> 01:34:38,927
Oh! (laughs)

1428
01:34:39,261 --> 01:34:43,056
- "Altogether, it was an uplifting
and spiritual experience.

1429
01:34:43,390 --> 01:34:45,184
I've never known such joy.

1430
01:34:45,517 --> 01:34:48,061
My problem is, how do I
know who is going to be

1431
01:34:48,395 --> 01:34:50,314
in the confessional next time?

1432
01:34:50,647 --> 01:34:52,274
Signed, True Believer."

1433
01:34:56,028 --> 01:34:59,239
(bottle thudding)
(paper rustling)

1434
01:34:59,573 --> 01:35:00,699
"Dear, True Believer.

1435
01:35:02,326 --> 01:35:03,076
Does it matter?"

1436
01:35:04,578 --> 01:35:05,495
How was that, Harry?

1437
01:35:06,997 --> 01:35:08,373
Short and sweet, eh?

1438
01:35:09,499 --> 01:35:10,250
Harry?

1439
01:35:12,294 --> 01:35:15,088
(paper rustling)

1440
01:35:15,422 --> 01:35:18,467
(paper rustling)

1441
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,053
"The new girl in the office."

1442
01:35:21,386 --> 01:35:22,095
Now where were we?

1443
01:35:24,932 --> 01:35:26,350
(paper rustling)

1444
01:35:26,683 --> 01:35:27,976
(people moaning)

1445
01:35:28,310 --> 01:35:28,936
- Freeze!

1446
01:35:30,395 --> 01:35:31,021
Freeze!

1447
01:35:31,355 --> 01:35:33,273
(people moaning and panting)

1448
01:35:33,607 --> 01:35:36,401
(man grunting)
(couches creaking)

1449
01:35:36,735 --> 01:35:41,531
(hand slapping)
(men grunting)

1450
01:35:42,866 --> 01:35:45,285
(man panting)

1451
01:35:48,789 --> 01:35:51,291
(man grunting)

1452
01:35:53,043 --> 01:35:55,712
- [Man] What a great tightness. (laughs)

1453
01:35:56,046 --> 01:35:59,591
(mellow woodwind and bass instrumental)